My Private Eyes

My private eyes or "fish eyes" as we call them in Mexico, do you guys call them like that up here too???

El Fishy Stinko Swamp

Beautiful Trouble

Week 21: Transformer

Week 20: My Ballerina Body

OK, I've been doing this at work, if the catch me they'll probably be mad with me. I love Dreamo Teamo.

Without Dreamo Teamo I would die a blue death

Yes with buckets of cobalt blue, and cerulean blue, and ultramarine blue I did this while I was at work today... thinking of how much I miss Dreamo Teamo. This is a small victory, my comeback... my ballerina is coming...

Week 16: The Flight of the Quivering Arm Nubs

Week 12: Feces

Dear Omar has been talking too much about meal plans and workouts, "feces" I say.

Week 9: The Chicken in Me

Helllowwwwww,

I did not forget and I am back to being on time!! YAY Ohhhh and I did not forget about your BDAY either my deliciously perverted friend!!!! This is for you, HAppy BDAY BRitt!!!!

Week 8: Homocidal maniac

From homo: an extint race of men, or meaning man

Cidal: like suicidal, homicidal, etc.

Maniac: as in maniac.

and in reference to "Saturen Devouring one of his sons" by GOYA

I present my HOMOCIDAL MANIAC.

Shame on me a day late again!

Week 7: idream Mythical creature

Ouuuu

well the truth is that there is no excuse, so since I am a day late I had to step it up a little bit/ really sorry guys!!! Here it is: THE iDream

Week 5: Me Thug

Lil beautiful

Week 4: Grade 3 Grodiness was Golden

Yeah, my two best friends, with their straightened hair,

their flat chests and their beautiful skin, always told

me nice words, while I had unwanted hair in many areas,

while white endless worms came out of red areas,

when black heads populated my face and my

arm-pits sweated...

I think they were really nice friends!